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Recent content by Dubya

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    To my fellow Tegu Talkers

    Well, I think some of you may know me. I've been off for a while due to my involvement in undermining Obama Communism. I would just like to say to my herper friends, get out of your parent's basement and take college courses that can actually earn you money. You are not entitled to anything but...
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    Favorite Hare-Today items?

    You all could save a few bucks by buying a meat grinder from Harbor Freight and a decent air rifle.;)
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    Favorite Hare-Today items?

    Gwangi also hated the quail, so I ate it myself.
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    help save angel

    PM me or FB me about Belial's needs. I will help the best I can.
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    help save angel

    I just want Belial to be OK. If Belial was treated under Obamacare, he would receive "End of Life Counseling". Just giving a little good old fashioned charity from the private sector!;) Thank you for naming him Belial:)
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    FLATULENCE!

    I gotta be sneaky now. ;)
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    Dream Trucks

    The price of waste vegetable oil is going up as more people are catching on to it. Restaurants are selling it now. Chelvis, you c0mmie, look me up on FB and friend me so I can give you a hard time about your ideology. I can't do it here. PM me.
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    Terrible Ones Support Group

    No, Rock & Roll is good for tegus. Rap deteriorates their moral character and makes them lazy and dependent.
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    FLATULENCE!

    2016 Obamas Flatulence. 2016 Obama's America. Same thing. It's a real movie, so I hope this doesn't get deleted by You-know-who.
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    Terrible Ones Support Group

    Well, Gwangi is great at 10.5 mos. He was raised in a good family with a mom and dad with good values, which were passed on to him. He is a joy to be around. You must raise your tegu to realize that not everything is ok and he should not receive a reward for nothing. Just because all the other 1...
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    Leaving Club Dubya

    It is like a scorpion searching for the right time to sting.
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    Leaving Club Dubya

    The wonderful thing about plastic is that you need no preservative. The tine will be on a necklace flanked by 2 dried corn kernels on each side. If I live, I will sell it on Etsy unless Laurafl wants it.
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    Leaving Club Dubya

    Brenden, I am trying the corn today to dislodge the fork tine. I hope that it does not pierce my large intestine causing peritonitis or lodge in my appendix and cause my death. As I guaranteed you, if I die, you will receive my book of poetry, examples of which will get me banned here.
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    Welcome to the new Tegu Talk!

    It works perfectly on my computer now.
  15. Dubya

    Welcome to the new Tegu Talk!

    I'll be over there after Eric leaves for work ;).
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