Leaving Club Dubya

[Dubya]

Hi, all Dubya friends! I am no longer able to contribute to the Club Dubya thread the way I want to, so for my uncensored humor and right wing rants, PM me with your Facebook name and I will send you a friend request.

Sincerely, your friend,

 

[bfb345]

Sorry to Hear it Pat. You will be missed

 

[Dubya]

I will still check in on the regular forum, if I can get it to load properly, but no more jokes and rants. If I have to tone down, then I will not joke anymore. I will still offer help to those who need it, even if they are Commies. Their pets cannot depend on the government for help, so I will offer my ideas and help from the private sector.

 

[laurarfl]

Lol Dubya. I hope you don't leave the site. I like having you here.

 

[Dubya]

I'm not leaving the site, but the new site loads and works horribly on my computer. I have to click on things many times and they sometimes just direct me back to the forum menu. It is also difficult to load posts. Everything responds so slowly.

 

[bfb345]

yeah lol i havent had any problems Yet

 

[TheTeguGurl]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO dont leave

 

[Dubya]

Sarefina, I am not leaving. I will just refrain from interjecting my special brand of humor here. It is not wanted If you want my uncensored help and advice, pm me and you can friend me on Facebook. That is where all the right wing and funny stuff is now. Members from here are joining my Dubya family, now known as Hairy Man on FB.

 

[bfb345]

Hairy man currently has a fork tine in his intestinal tract lol

 

[TheTeguGurl]

https://www.facebook.com/Tegugurl?ref=tn_tnmn If anyone wants to add

 

[bfb345]

I see your friends with sentec reptile cages how do you know them

 

[TheTeguGurl]

I have retics

 

[bfb345]

oh cool his son is my best friend so i help at the booth at the tinley park show so i know them well

 

[TheTeguGurl]

Awesome...

 

[Dubya]

Brenden, I am trying the corn today to dislodge the fork tine. I hope that it does not pierce my large intestine causing peritonitis or lodge in my appendix and cause my death. As I guaranteed you, if I die, you will receive my book of poetry, examples of which will get me banned here.

 

[bfb345]

Alright lol i will gladly accept the poetry you should have your wife put the tine in a jar of alcohol and preserve it and then keep it forever if you do die

 

[Dubya]

The wonderful thing about plastic is that you need no preservative. The tine will be on a necklace flanked by 2 dried corn kernels on each side. If I live, I will sell it on Etsy unless Laurafl wants it.

 

[Dubya]

Hairy man currently has a fork tine in his intestinal tract lol

It is like a scorpion searching for the right time to sting.

 

[bfb345]

lol haha the knecklace is cool but the jar is like one of those kreepy fethis things lol

 

[bfb345]

sorry *fetish