Least believable excuse ever-

[apocalypse910]

I was just on the phone with a former coworker and Loki walked up to me and farted extremely loudly - twice. The person on the phone clearly heard and I tried to tell him that it was the lizard - I think this officially ranks as the lamest true excuse I've ever given someone.

At least you guys believe me - right?

 

[RickyNo]

LOL thats epic!

 

[Josh]

Hahahahahhaah
Suuuuuuure we believe you!

 

[TeguBuzz]

"My dog ate my homework" is more believable than that excuse. If I were on the phone with you and you told me that, I'd have a very difficult time believing it. Haha.