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You win a brand new solartech UVB meter at an online raffle, when it gets to your house, you hurridly run over to your tegu cage to test it out. You open the lid and shove in the meter, what you didn't realise in your haste, you arent in the tegu cage, your in the Yellow Eyelash Viper cage and tag, tag, tag, three times before you can pull your hand back out. Knowing the mistake you made and that you cant make it to the hospital in time, you reach back in and let it get you five more times as you pick it up and then let it strike you in the throat until you loose concisnous and die twitching and paralyzed as your heart and lungs stop working.


I wish I had a paypal account with 2million dollars on it.


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